February 2012
im gonna vomit
everywhere
crowdedpews asked: ok ok i'd like to apologize for screaming "fuck julia!!" or whatever i said i was just very hurt and emotional and have so much to tell you and i need my bffl lol and i'm coming home this weekend because sick and a bitch
rootbeersss:
Poop
there are times when I’m looking through a magazine and see something I like and then I see it’s burberry and go “fucking BURBERRYYYYYYY” because then I automatically know I’ll never own it
Because I am a broke bitch
stonecoldsteveaustin replied to your post: stonecoldsteveaustin replied to your photo: me n…
You’re short and cute omg you totally look like him as a human girl
I mean I also would probably really kill myself in an arm-wrestling match too so yeah I see you
stonecoldsteveaustin replied to your photo: me n mordecai jus chillen
Omg now that I think about it you are totally a female human version of rigby
WHAT OMGMH
I’m so excited to get donuts today that I dreamed about it last night
But it was kind of a bad dream I was freaking out over what kind to get cause they all sucked a lot ):
Donut game stressful
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pallettownhardcore:
WHO
ARE
YOU
GETTING
LOUD
WITH??
brandnewswastikas:
Pro Tip:
You are a jerk if you refuse to kiss somebody after they go down on you.
yes
thank you
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Questions not usually asked:
passerby-:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
they’re all like fucking $200
idk how good i’ll feel wearing that shit
eughfsyufhsdlff idk i don’t IEK THIS
LOL
OH MY GOD MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL PERFECT EX-MODEL AUNT
she just
loves me so much
and
she told me to go to the designer she works for’s website and pick out a bathing suit and tell her my size so i can have one for summer
i just almost barfed these bathing suits are so expensive i feel so fuckignbad OH YUMGOD
i edited that last post cause i wanted to sound like lil b
Shouts out to all the people that love my hair for some reason I wanna kiss you all on the mouth
Um so, idk if this will make sense but
I’m kind of glad I was picked on in school? I mean a LOT of people were but I feel like it made me better in the end. I feel like it’s made me really brave and not afraid to say something to someone.
I can’t recall if I ever fought back with anyone but I feel like if anything it just made me hate everyone a lot and made me feel like...
wait aspen im about to barf and cry for you
portugal’s killin me right now
he got fixed today but for some reason hes not sleepy or weird or anything but instead being super affectionate and rubbing his face on me which hes never done before
and hes just being so cute
and walking around me a lot and his eyes look all watery and it looks like hes gonna cry!! don’t cry little baby guy i know they took your ballsies and stuff...
ew this is why im starting to hate tumblr so much because it makes me aware of people like that in the world
things i could’ve lived without knowing about:
that a xanax/black flag patch exists
and someone actually wears it out on something
OH MY GOD A DENIM JACKET WITH A BACK PATCH OF A BLACK FLAG PARODY WITH XANAX BARS OH GOD WOW I’M SO TRENDY LOOK AT ME FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME
like
are you even real
wwolfparty replied to your photo: fuq
i will never get over your glasses/hair ofmg angelic
angelic
god what is wrong with you
get dem eyes checked grl
Dani’s seriously the only person I know that calls me just to talk and stuff why can’t you all do that
Talking on the phone is great its efficient!!! I love that shit!!
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“I’M LOSIN. MY FUCKEN. MIND RIGHT NOW”
– Danielle Bruenn